Prompt: make it rhyme
I came clad in multicolored polyester,
Three bells on my hat like a jolly jester.
Dressed to impress her, I took her on the rollercoaster.
On the drop, in distress, she grabbed my hand and pulled me closer.
Made out naked on the ferris wheel wary: no sound.
Got spotted: now the boys all call her Mary-Go-Round.